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At the risk of crossing some strange and dangerous boundary into 50’s-era sexism and incurring the wrath of feminists, we’d like to delicately celebrate the “invention” of the modern bikini swimsuit. Last Wednesday was the 60th birthday of the famed two-piece.
Though it was “invented” by the French in 1946, the bikini has actually been around, as far as archaeologists can tell, since 1600 B.C. at the earliest. There are actually cave paintings from that far back showing women prancing around in bikinis, perhaps even giggling and popping each other with wet towels, maybe even rubbing themselves down with baby oil, listening to Ricky Nelson records and forgetting that anyone’s watching as they shimmy-shimmy. Err…maybe our imaginations should sit this one out. But the Roman girls were into to it, too, as we can tell by paintings they left behind.
Ancient history aside, though, the bikini was officially “invented,” for modern Western purposes, by two French designers – Messieurs Louis Reard & Jacques Heim – in 1946. Originally named “Le Atome” (“The Atom”) by Heim for its small size – the atom was the smallest things people could think of back then – it was later renamed “Le Bikini” by Reard after the U.S. tested a nuclear bomb on the Bikini Reef in the South Pacific. It was hoped that the swimsuit would have the same effect on fashion as the bomb had on the world (minus the part about mass destruction and death).
The intended result took place, of course. The bikini was officially introduced to the world at a Paris fashion show on July 5, 1946, when French model Micheline Bernardini strutted down the runway showing more skin than anyone had ever seen in the fashion world, changing the lives of young girls forever. After that, beaches would never be the same.
All we can say is, merci France.
*Images courtesy of Wikipedia.
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do you think that bikinis has increased the amount of sex that girls is havin or has it just increased the amount of sex that boys is wantin?
Be that as it may, I'd just as soon not see Annette Funicello doing the twist in one today.
Not to ask an unsexy question, but does anyone know where I can get a good sturdy-but-attractive, quality two piece? REI has nothing good left, Cabelo's stuff is BORING, and I don't want cheap, jangly stuff (ie victoria's secret). I've looked at Lane Four as well, and they don't really have anything I like. I want it to tricks, like quick-dry and all that. Any professional swimmers with some tips for me?
you are correct, that is an unsexy question. but the answer to it is: if you're a competitive swimmer, and want aerodynamics for speed, you should wear as little as possible. that's all i have to say about that.
To Kat: I remember seeing (very cute) athletic swim suits at the huge sports supply/equipment store that's next to Guitar Center in Northcross mall, sorry I can't remember the name. I'm guessing other sports shops (like Academy) would have them too. They had a lot when I was in there a month ago...Good luck!
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