Austinist: BREAKING NEWS: Crafty Crook Croaks

kenneth

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:58:01 -0600

Massive coronary? Don't these guys have "Cadillac health-care plans?" You'd think a doctor would've noticed during his semi-annual physical that his arteries were clogged like the toilets at Salvation Army. Like you guys, I want to see the body.

adamr

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:51:50 -0600

I want to EAT the body. It's probably full of misappropriated funds and raw energy. The eating of Ken Lay shall make us stronger, fitter warriors.

M1EK

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:48:32 -0600

The next time you hear from some hippie love-child that the universe eventually rewards bad karma appropriately, just remember that Ken Lay died IN HIS VACATION HOME, before ever receiving one single solitary act of man-love in the Pound-Ken-Lay-And-Other-Enron-Execs-In-The-Ass-Prison.

anon

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:07:24 -0600

We got to see AL-Zarqawi's body -- let's see Lay's. Give us the proof.

Lisa

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:17:08 -0600

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that thought. I was worried that I had watched too much "Alias."

Larry

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:46:05 -0600

I want to see the body.

cruiser

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:24:17 -0600

Yeah, with Jim Morrison and Jimmy Hoffa.

allen

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:23:48 -0600

the thought did cross my mind

anon

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:18:45 -0600

How do we know if he's really dead or just faking it and planning on sipping mai-tais on some island he bought in the south pacific for the remainder of his years?