You Might Be A Redneck If...

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...you post an ad like this on Craigslist in an eleventh hour attempt to score funds for booze. You know it's serious when you've gotta put your BUM watch on the auction block. Should get at least a sixer of High Life for it.

Where the magic of the internet meets good-old fashioned American ingenuity, this guy is lying on the ground, shirtless and wasted, humming "Simple Man" to his "grandson". We hope the boys in Vagabond respect this kind of dedication.

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