Overheard in the (Austin) Office

Two local posts we came across on Overheard in the Office earlier this week:

10AM Shooting On Location

Crackhead: I know you... you are that guy from TV.
Ryan Seacrest: Yeah... it's me
Crackhead: You're that guy from Fear Factor.
Ryan Seacrest: No... I'm on that other show, American Idol... You might have heard of it?
Crackhead: Look at me... I ain't got no TV.

6th Street
Austin, Texas

2PM Expanding Customer Base

Phone rings in spare office
Employee answers: Mc-J Advertising.
Psycho/prank caller: I can't take it anymore because of bitches like you!!
Employee hangs up phone. Phone rings again.
Employee: Mc-J Advertising.
Psycho/prank caller: You bitch! You make me want to kill myself! I can't take it anymore!!
Employee: Sir, this is an advertising agency. If you want to advertise your suicide, we can help you with that. Otherwise, you have the wrong number.

205 Brazos
Austin, Texas