
- Billboards are always an eyesore. We recommend not moving into a neighborhood where the advertising is more prominent than the sun.
- The guy that founded Daewoo, Kim Woo-choong, is in prison again for charges of fraud, etc etc etc.
- Stock up on calomine lotion. The increase of CO2 gasses in the atmosphere is triggering a higher growth rate of poison ivy and other poisonous plants.
- Pornography is becoming increasingly popular among the British. Researchers contend, however, that what used to be an issue with foreplay has now become an issue with putting-out at all.
- Local area teachers are getting a raise next year. In addition to the $2000 they got from lawmakers, most can anticipate at least a 7.5% increase to their current salaries.
- We all know that Dallas sucks. Reinforcing that concept: the city is unwilling to set aside shelters for evacuees in the event of another Katrina-like hurricane.
- Thursday launches the Republic of Texas Bike Rally. For anyone that has experienced the rally before, you know those bikes can be loud as hell.

Pecan Street Project Gets $10.4 Million Stimulus Grant


Wonderful. I'll wear my earplugs this weekend.