
- Billboards are always an eyesore. We recommend not moving into a neighborhood where the advertising is more prominent than the sun.
- The guy that founded Daewoo, Kim Woo-choong, is in prison again for charges of fraud, etc etc etc.
- Stock up on calomine lotion. The increase of CO2 gasses in the atmosphere is triggering a higher growth rate of poison ivy and other poisonous plants.
- Pornography is becoming increasingly popular among the British. Researchers contend, however, that what used to be an issue with foreplay has now become an issue with putting-out at all.
- Local area teachers are getting a raise next year. In addition to the $2000 they got from lawmakers, most can anticipate at least a 7.5% increase to their current salaries.
- We all know that Dallas sucks. Reinforcing that concept: the city is unwilling to set aside shelters for evacuees in the event of another Katrina-like hurricane.
- Thursday launches the Republic of Texas Bike Rally. For anyone that has experienced the rally before, you know those bikes can be loud as hell.




Wonderful. I'll wear my earplugs this weekend.