Let's Roll, Dr. Rey

An 80-year old passenger on an American Airlines flight originating in Austin apparently got disoriented as the plane neared its destination of Los Angeles. He got out of his seat and pushed a stewardess. Then he made his biggest mistake: he wandered into first class.

Bad. Idea. Especially when a superbadass cosmetic surgeon with a jacked-up rug is on-board, ready to lay the smack down faster than you can say blepharoplasty.

Ay yah! Dr. 90210 (Robert Rey) to the rescue.

"When you get a black belt, at that stage your brain just clicks into action," the doctor said. "I restrained this gentleman in a very aggressive way without hurting him."

We don't even know where to start with this one: The fact that an able bodied man felt it necessary to perform aggressive martial arts moves on a "frail" old man or the seeming non-sequitur inclusion of a black belt informing one's decision-making process.

In America, first you get the hair piece, then you get the black belt, then you get the power.

Rey was returning home from Austin after shooting a segment of The Insider here in town. Whatever that is. He was quoted as saying he was excited to get home and spend 4 minutes with his family before returning, sharpie in hand, to his needy clients in Beverly Hills. Poor, poor ladies.

Have you seen this guy's show on E!? We admit we've seen an episode. So bizarre.

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