News Bits!

- Several teachers in Dallas got to experience the joys of marijuana this week. Muffins left in the teacher's lounge helped to expand the consiousness of the administrators. We'll call that a special delivery.
- The Pink Taco Restaurant is opeing a second location in Scottsdale, Arizona. Apparently the city fails to find it humourous. We wonder if we need to enlighten them with some muffins.
- In the Vatican, Rev. Marcial Maciel Degollado is being punished by the Pope for allegations of sexual abuse. Even a Catholic Priest gets more play than we do!
- Border patrols at the Tijuana-San Diego border shot and killed a suspect who alledgedly picked up some illegal immigrants and brought them back into US territory.
- Some people in New York think that talking urinals are going to help crack down on drunk driving. We think that some things are a lot funnier when we've been drinking.
- Even monkeys make plans. The ability to plan ahead is an evolutionary success that, obviously, not every human has.
- Austin-based Dell is going to start using Austin-based AMD chips soon for some servers.
- Ramonce Taylor's Myspace.com profile was removed after his posession charges this week. Perhaps it was all a part of their recent makeover to change public perception of the site.
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