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Channel 10 Truth

Fri, 19 May 2006 15:46:47 -0600

Jesus was an alien being that built the pyramids and sank the city of Atlantis. He also invented karaoke, bubble-yum, and tube socks. Jesus didn't marry Mary Mag but he did take her on a date - Chuck Woolery paid for them to visit sunny Palm Beach. After Jesus and Mary Mag revealed to all of Jerusalem how bad a date they had, Chuck revealed that the Jewish masses had selected Barabbas by 64%. Mary Mag choose not to go out with the Big B citing his large nose and criminal record as a turn off.

Bre

Fri, 19 May 2006 13:53:34 -0600

Yes, but wouldn't it have been easier if Jesus had just said it himself? Also, the fact that they even have to consider maybe-possibly-sort of allowing people to use condoms makes me laugh. And by laugh, I mean cry.

lisa

Fri, 19 May 2006 13:45:27 -0600

Catch up: The Church is considering giving the okay to condoms. With strings attached, of course.