Craigslist: Dogs Picking Up Girls and Yearning for Connections
My dog bought you a Lone Star tall boy.
My dog bought you a Lone Star tall boy...er I did...er, we did. She saw your table of friends looking at her and told me about it. I looked over and saw just how very cute you are. So, we bought you a Lone Star tall boy. You smiled and nodded upon reception of said Lone Star tall boy. Then a pretty boy sat down and chatted you up a bit and went away. Tried to wave goodbye but couldn't get your attention. Would still like to know you. The dog, too. :)
Seriously. We know you're out there using your dogs to pick up chicks, but this is a new low. That dog didn't buy her a beer, it was simply a pawn in your dirty little game. Will the dog be dating her after she's fallen for this, or will you? Be a man, stand up and take that tall boy over yourself. Then maybe she'll respect you enough to send you an email. But let us know if it works, not that we'd try it if it did. Well, maybe.
I read these post and how flattering it is for the other person to read. One day it will be me reading post directed to me, i can feel it! Someone miss me or pretend you've seen me on a corner barefooted, or chubby with hot girls, or how we had eye contact. Ok, i guess i'm getting tired now...but i'm to lazy to go to bed..har har..Btw, i was just kidding about the above. I'm not that desperate, just looking to see what kind of respond i get from this.
Classic desperation post. It's okay though, there are a lot of people in Austin and not a lot of posts. We all want to find our name out there, but it's not always in the cards. It's okay that you're really not kidding, let's just count this as your own missed connection. We've heard people talking about you, they're just too intimidated to post something. That's what we tell ourselves every week.
You: Pregnant Me: Drunk on Mimosas
I can't stop thinking of you. You were with your mom outside of Whole Foods. I was amazed by your beauty! My heart stopped when I found out you were single. I would love to take you out sometime. Sober, of course.
Now this is ridiculous, getting drunk and picking up pregnant girls at Whole Foods?! We miss out on all the new trends. I guess we'll try Central Market. What's the preferred line in this situation, "does that baby need a daddy?!" I guess you're providing a service to a needed group, supply and demand hits again.
short girl with devo shirt at flock of seagulls show
i know it was a while ago. february 24, no? you crossed my mind today. you were muy cute. i wish i had talked to you, but apparently i didn't get drunk enough to overpower my inhibitions. catch you at the next show of a synthpop/newwave band trying to make a little more money in their old ages or maybe sooner?
Isn't that basically wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Classic rookie mistake. One 80s band is the same as the other in our book. And is that really the type of girl you should be dating? Going from one bad concert to another? I guess you've got shared interests, but is that really the kind of interest you want to share?
Glad we missed our "connection"--guy on bike on guadalupe
This is our happy of the week. Car almost runs over cyclist, driver apologizes to cyclist. the post was too long to put on here but we encourage you to click on the link and peep it for yourself.
That's it till next week. May you find Peace, Love and Connections.
