Craigslist: Storms, Jello, Kickball, and BBQ Connections
Last week's Missed Connections are a varied assortment, just like the mixed sugar cereal case we all craved as kids. Your mom wouldn't buy it for you, but Austinist will hook you up. Though perhaps not as numerous as most weeks, they are just as wonderful. Missing trees during the storm, jello wresting, kickball, and the ultimate Texas connection:
You just missed my car, thank you.
We don't imagine they were the only folks in Austin with this same missed connection. After both Thursday and Sunday night we imagine that many are having the same feeling.
Tattooed brunete, I saw you wrestling in jello with 2 other girls last year at Sinsations anniversary party. You said you'd wrestle me next time and I just saw that they are having another party this Saturday night(may 6th), I hope to see you there.
Did he hook up with the jello wrestler? We're intrigued, Austinist wants to know. Did he learn his lesson, which is to NEVER hook up with someone you meet while jello wrestling? Seriously, how hard is that to figure out. Come on, it's the first rule of jello fight club.
Kickball and the Ultimate Texas Connection After the Jump
kick ball champ stealin my turkey salad heart in the break room
You- Seductively sipping your energy drink batting those long dark lashes over your amber eyes..where does all that energy get released?...Me- Giggling like a school girl thinking about your balls
We'd certainly love more information on this missed connection. Was this in the kickball break room? And we, of course, can't quit laughing because of all the double entendres and puns.
you were ordering meat infront of me and I couldn't help but notice what you had on. your bikini barely peeked through the yellow top you had on and I couldn't look away. you had the cutest face I've ever seen, all I want to do is eat brisket with you and wipe off your chin when you get sauce on yourself. holler.
See folks, that's the ultimate Texas love story. Man eating bbq meets woman eating bbq, and they fall madly in love. What else is there to say? Let's just hope that those two crazy kids can get together. Tear.
That's it till next week. May you find Peace, Love and Connections.
