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Vince Young has caught a lot of flack for hiring Major Adams, a family friend, to be his agent.
One of the few cool people paying attention to the Stanley Cup Playoffs? There have been a couple surprising wins in round two of this series. We hope it stays this exciting.
A flea market in East Austin, popular among Mexican immigrants, erupted in chaos when it was thought that the Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) were raiding the place.
A Los Angeles television show is tactlessly profiting from the late John Lennon's death. The show wants to contact the former Beatle in the afterlife in this tacky televised ceremony.
Over 80,000 people rallied in Brussels to participate in an anti-violence protest this weekend. The protest was in response to the stabbing of a teenager who refused to give his Mp3 player to a couple of robbers.
In Sacramento, a man was literally swallowed by the ground while he was just chilling out in his home. A giant sinkhole opened up spontaneously underneath his home. Lesson learned: If it can happen, it will happen in California.
In the future, soldiers and other gear-donning agressives could be using their tongues to help them achieve superhero-like traits. We really shouldn't say anything else about superheroes and tongues...
A couple in England got married while participating in the London Marathon. They wed at the half-way point and finished the race in their wedding clothes.
But what's rap without the bling? Some rap artists want their fans to be smarter about their finances.
Myspace.com has been banned from Del Mar College in Corpus Christi in an effort to free up bandwidth for more productive students.