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Rumors suggest the Dallas Cowboys are interested in trading up for UT safety Michael Huff, but recent signings of veteran safeties indicate that won't be the case.
The TABC is re-evaluating their efforts to crack down on drunkards who pose a threat to public safety.
Much like every cock we've ever known, it seems that roosters are more about getting it on than taking time for their mates. Roosters (yes, like the chicken) have seemingly lost interest in the art of foreplay and are becoming more sexually aggressive.
An elementary school principal, locking down students to keep them from going to the immigration protests last week, apparently instituted the lockdown procedure for a nuclear attack, leading to some students going to the bathroom in buckets.
How to trade an oversized red paperclip for a year's worth of free rent, here.
Girls really are better than boys. We knew we were onto something when we were kids.
Greenpeace predicts that the Chernobyl disaster that happened several years ago is going to be more devastating that previously thought.

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By Jessica Thornton in News on April 19, 2006 8:08 AM 0 Comments

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"Millman says the hens looked like they'd been "scalped," with skin and feathers missing from the backs of their heads. Under their wings there were lacerations, sometimes right down to the bone, from the rooster's claws." -- jeeeesus