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Craigslist: Frogs, Dogs, And Giant Crawdaddies
Another Sunday afternoon searching for Missed Connections, to no avail. Although it was no surprise that Austinist found plenty of posts to share with our readers.
During a recent visit to my parents in Austin, I made the mistake of using the toilet in the guest bathroom. I was somewhat asleep when a green tree frog decided to jump on my manberries from his hiding place under the rim of the toilet bowl.
Although we've never had a frog, of any kind, near our nether regions, we now have second hand knowledge of exactly how that sort of event would unfold. We assume that you will also be checking your toilet before every use, as have we.
I wish you weren't spayed. For that matter, I wish I weren't neutered. But we could still hump like we mean it.
Now dogs are using Craigslist! What next, cats? We can't have one stinking post and yet Lucy is getting shout outs for a doggie booty call.* This place really is going to the dogs.
* We would like to point out that we in no way have the street cred to bust out the terms shout out or booty call, but you can still read the rest of this week's missed connections after the jump.
You were the animated character in the crawfish suite. Have we met before?
Wow. We're almost speechless, almost. This post had so much potential, and still has so many questions. Was he really a giant animated character in a suite, had you met him before as the giant character, what else happened?! We assume he was dressed as the mascot at the Swamp Romp, and would like to get these crazy two crustaceans together. it's hard to make a connection in that situation, so we can see why it was missed.
Did you and I break up on Tuesday night??
What happened? Well if you are out there and reading this, you know how to contact me. Ciao for now.
It's hard to believe that this poster is 31. Because, trust us, if you have to ask...
Best of luck. If we see you out we'd love to buy you a drink, on Austinist.
Missed Connection with Decent CL RnR Postings
Damn me, the reading's way better over here than it is in the rant-n-raves section!!
You know it. We're not saying that Austinist had anything to do with this, but we're not denying it either.
That's it till next week. May you find Peace, Love and Connections.
