-Craigslist: A Monday Morning Warning

As we cruised Missed Connections Sunday afternoon, making sure that we hadn't missed any golden opportunities, we noticed an alarming post. Alarming for all office dwellers out there, at least; you'd best clean off your desk, just in case. We know it's a late warning, but with something like this, better late than never is our motto.

From the office prankster

This morning, I found an empty office. Perhaps yours. I sat on the desk.
With my pants off.

Good thing Austinist works from the couch or we'd be breaking out some bleach. We have enough trouble with ~~Odam~~ a certain someone running around sitting on things.

Now that you've cleaned your desk, don't think that you're safe just yet. If you work anywhere near cube 601B you could be appearing in the ongoing Man Gazing posts: they've been providing Austinist so much amusement, we'd love to hear more scoop from this mystery office. Well, anything except what we might glean from CL.

Man Gazing from Cube 601B

...the HR head looks really great in blue; our Vice President has an amazing pair of jeans he wears every other Casual Friday; the CFO has the most beautiful complexion; and I'm not sexually attracted to women, but the Receptionist on the Third Floor always wears the best clothes for her figure.

That was all of the office-related excitement we ran across, but we did find these other little tidbits that tickled us as well:

Lost--actually, Stolen

One belt buckle collection, MIA. Reward Offered. Geez, if we had that sort of prized collection it would be under lock and key. We send out our deepest sympathies.

Answering phones at KUT pledge drive

What is this, a pledge drive or 5 minute dating?! We probably love KUT as much as the next Austin hippie, but we didn't know that was an option. All we got was the water bottle, and this guy's getting a date. Little wonder that the drive kept going.

So, did we miss miss anything good on CL this week?

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