Heeeere's Austinist...

*self-promotion warning*

Austinist Co-Editor Matthew Odam will be a guest on "The Benjamin Carter Show" tonight (we think that's what they said, we really have no idea, as we were too busy putting together our rider, which included a massage table, a keg of Goji juice and a carton of Camel Lights), a "late-night" style talk show on Texas Student TV (the UT student-run network). We're assuming Leslie backed out, or something. We have no idea what we'll be asked, but we would imagine we will spend our allotted time doing our Carnac the Magnificent impersonation, talking about our wonderful and loyal readership and laying out our plans to take over the world.

Tune in to see Odam make an ass of himself and hopefully embarrass much of the staff with his salacious anecdotes. (Yea, we're looking at you, Ms. Neumann.)

The Benjamin Carter Show
Featuring Austinist
Tonight, 7pm
Antenna: Channel 9
Dorm: Channel 15
Cable: Doubtful