Here's One Connection You're Glad You Missed

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Straight from Craigslist:

to the chick who pooped on my carpet last night - m4w - 24
Reply to: pers-130976297@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-02-03, 1:56PM CST

deidre

you totally shit on my carpet. i thought you were cool. when we went back to my pad to make out, you totally let me feel you up and stuff. i just woke up and saw you didn't make it all the way to the toilet last night so you just split? shit and split? is that how you are? i think i have to move now. thanks. ah, fuck it, you want to get drunk at emo's again?

this is in or around 5th and gross out

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That is soooooooo disgusting. I mean, hardwoods are one thing, but carpet?! Eeeeeeeeeew.

awesome catch. it's especially disgusting because it was obviously an alchohol fueled shit that couldn't be held in for 20 feet. nothing like a clean dog shit that can be picked up with a napkin.

This would be a good regular feature, kinda like the "This Week In Craig" from blacktable.com (http://www.blacktable.com/blair060127.htm)

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