Austin is Taradise!

So, like, you guys, guess WHAT? Tara Reid is totally in Austin right now! OMG! She’s like, BFF with Paris Hilton! No shit! Like, she got into town yesterday, and she’s just chillin’ with some of her girlfriends for a while. Yeah, like, she was hanging out at Six last night. Seriously! Our friend Aimee’s ex-boyfriend Brad like, TOTALLY tried to hit on her. He is such a tool.

OMG y’all, maybe she’ll like, go to the Dizzy Rooster tonight, because that’s where all The Real World kids went. Gawd, that show ROCKS. Whatever! It SO does! Hot celebrities totally lurve Austin. And Tara is HOT! Our friend Brittni totally got her hair bleached because of her. And like, she had that show, right? The one where she like, traveled around the world and got wasted all the time? But it was also like, about culture and stuff? Man, she is totally our hero. We’re gonna go down to Sixth Street and wander around with a handle of cheap vodka, so maybe she’ll notice us. But we heard she was like, lookin’ to hook up with Andy Roddick and some guy named Justin Cox. Ran-dom!

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