Peg Your Clique Quiz - Get in Where You Fit In, Austin
*Warning: Post may contain sarcasm.*
Why do people always feel the need to label and categorize everything and everyone? She’s a hipster; that guy’s a douche bag; those kids are square. We assume, with our rudimentary understanding of psychology and sociology, that it has something to do with fear and insecurity. We’re not real sure, but sometimes it can be a lot of fun. And we hate it when people don’t live up to their stereotypes. It just really leaves so much work for us.
With that in mind, we have come up with the Peg Your Austin Clique quiz. Answer the multiple-choice questions below and add up the point totals to see how you’re classified in our very scientific test.
You met your last boyfriend/girlfriend…
1. At a 6th street bar after a long night of doing body shots
2. While sipping a non-fat latte at Seattle’s Best and surfing e-harmony.com on your laptop
3. At the raw bar at Whole Foods
4. Cruising Myspace when you realized he/she was your friend’s sister’s ex’s roommate whom you met last week at that art show
5. My loneliness consumes me
The percentage of people you know at Barton Springs is...
1. Isn’t that a street?
2. The guy from whom I borrowed the SPF 45
3. Everyone but the new girls over at the board, unless they’ve lost some weight from the Master Cleanse and I just don’t recognize em
4. Isn’t there sunlight there?
5. Fuck institutionalized swimming
You telltale accessory is….
1. Pooka Shell necklace (for him)/ Juicy Couture sweats (for her)
2. Lance Armstrong Live Strong Bracelet
3. Anything made of hemp
4. Leather wrist cuff
5. Ear spacers
You get high on…
1. Beer bongs of Natural Light
2. Cycling on 360
3. Totally heady dank, yo
4. Obscure bands from places like Helsinki
5. Killing conformists
Your rebellion is best displayed by…
1. Wearing clever t-shirts from Urban Outfitters
2. Mixing your recyclables
3. Cutting off traffic on your road bike
4. Dairy instead of soy
5. Coloring outside the lines on your tattoo
Your ideal sexual partner is (men/women)...
1. Paris Hilton/Matthew McConaughey
2. Lance Armstrong/Lance Armstrong
3. That guy/girl practicing Capoeira at the Springs
4. Jenny Lewis / Julian Casablancas
5. Anyone/thing that inflicts pain
You live…
1. On your parents’ money
2. To Keep Austin Weird
3. In the moment, kind brother
4. For SXSW & Coachella
5. Fuck life
Your drink of choice (men/women) is…
1. Bud Light/Cosmo
2. A Nice Cab
3. Hornitos/Lemon-Ginger Martini
4. Makers, rocks/Tito’s & tonic
5. Whatever’s free
On your iPod one would find….
1. Nickelback
2. Sheryl Crow
3. This DJ who…ah, you wouldn’t know him
4. The Arcade Fire
5. I fucking fucked your iPod’s fucking face, you fuck
You spend a lot of time working…
1. On your tan
2. For the man
3. On balancing your shakras
4. On your ‘portfolio’
5. On my hair a lot more than you would imagine
You’ve memorized the menu at…
1. Pluckers
2. Chuy’s
3. Bouldin Creek
4. Starseeds
5. Casino
You get your morning coffee at…
1. Starbucks
2. Seattle’s Best
3. Caffeine is poison, I drink Yerba Mate at the Daily Juice
4. Flipnotics
5. I wake up at 4pm
You read…
1. Maxim
2. “It’s Not About the Bike”
3. I Ching
4. Pitchfork
5. Graphic novels
Your ideal ride is a…
1. Hummer H3
2. Subaru Outback
3. 1983 Volvo Wagon
4. Vespa
5. BMX
You can usually be found enjoying your favorite adult beverage at…
1. Dizzy Rooster
2. Six
3. Lovejoys
4. Club Deville
5. Jackalope
Add em up.
If you scored…
15-25, the deposit on your condo in Cancun for Spring Break is due.
26-35, the application for that mini-triathlon is past due, better hurry
36-55, it might be time to take a shower
56-65, your Flickr Pro account needs to be updated
66-75, stop practicing scowling in your bathroom mirror
See, that was painless, wasn’t it? And don’t you feel so much better knowing that you belong?
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