Breaking News: Oprah Breaking James Frey Into a Million Little Pieces (to smother in chocolate and eat later)

*Update: The show will air "live" today at 4pm C.S.T. Game on! Did we mention there is a taped piece featuring a stern reprimand from Maureen Dowd. God what we wouldn't give for a stern reprimand from that woman. But we digress.*
We all discussed James Frey's Million Little Lies last week in this space. Some were hurt, some were saddened, some could care less. Some were pissed. But apparently none were as pissed as Oprah. Girl, you do not want to mess with the O. Trust us, we did once, and we'll never work in this town again.
And you can bet, with the forum she has, if you cross her, you are going to hear about it. Apparently Oprah is taking him to task. Right now. As we speak type. Gawker is carrying a constantly-updating post of the goings-on in Oprah's Chicago studio. And she is pissed. And so are the hundreds of betrayed and angry housewives in her studio audience. Our favorite excerpt from the show thus far: Frey says, “I don’t think it is a novel — it’s a memoir.” When he says he wrote the book from memory, the audience actually boos him. “I have been really embarrassed by this,” says Oprah.
Oh, no you didn't!
Hey, James Frey, guess what? You're not getting a brand new car!
Go check it out. We have no idea when the show will air.


