Stoned (allegedly) Texan Crams Foot In Mouth at Golden Globes

Steve Carrell was funny. Geena Davis was actually pretty damn funny. Chris Rock was funny. Our comments while watching the Globes were funny. Dennis Quaid was not! The notorious (alleged) coke-head and booze-hound had the opportunity to present the vignette nominating Brokeback Mountain as best picture. Instead of being simple and to-the-point, Quaid decided he'd try a little shtick.

After honoring the film, the seemingly drunk (or at least very nervous) Quaid said that the film was not a "chick flick" but something that rhymed with it. Whoo-Hoo! You a funny, funny man, Dennis Quaid. Not only was the joke sophmoric and completely inappropriate for the occassion, but Quaid's awful comedic timing and delivery made it all-the-worse. Hey, Dennis, please, please, please get the hell off of our televisions. And while you're at it, get off our movie screens as well, you insufferable idiot.

To make matters worse, his piece-of-shit band "The Sharks," played a party for all of "Hollywood's A-List."

From the Press Release:
Dennis Quaid hosted the party and his band "The Sharks" were rocking all through the night. A-List celebrities that were spotted included Antonio Banderas, Rachel Hunter and Stacey Blades of LA Guns. Also in attendance were Eric Schiffer, New York Best Selling Author and socialite, Winsor Harmon of "The Bold and the Beautiful" and Bonnie McKee, Warner Bros. newest pop sensation. The party roared into the wee hours of the morning and many celebrities made their way to the Rainbow Bar and Grill for "after hours" drinks. Jon Levin of the band Dokken, Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead and Marilyn Manson joined the group. No word on whether C.C. Deville or Eric Roberts were in attendance.

Yep, A-List only. Guess Jack and Clint and George couldn't make it.

Nice lookin out, Dennis. Way to make Texas proud.