All Dogs Go to Heaven (We Hope)

Reyes Martinez saw his knife-wielding psychotic ex ("estranged wife," to be exact) approaching his house after a fight in the front yard and made the wise decision. He ran. Fast. Unfortunately, his dog did not follow his example. What ensued was a heinous and senseless crime that is no laughing matter. After the crazy woman, Joanne Lee Hinojosa, took a swipe at her former lover with a knife, she went after the man's best friend. She entered the house, and witnesses say they heard the dog yelping for his life moments later. The cops arrived and found the dog slaughtered, stabbed 27 times. Hinojosa was jailed yesterday and faces up to two years in jail. Good. And for all of you Mr. Rogers' fans out there, the hyphenated word of the day today is "meth-amphetamine-induced-canine-killing-spree." Bleck!