OLE JUBCHA IS HERE WITH HIS ARMS WIDE OPEN TO COMFORT YOU IN TIMES OF NEED. I DON'T CYCLE OR DO MUSIC, BUT I WILL DEDICATE MY LIFE TO YOU. I AM THE PERFECT MAN AND WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU SIDE
JUBCHA - sweet! You can have horseface. I'll take Lance. Lance - I cycle and cook (but not at the same time generally) (unless you want me to). Come to mama.
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Me? Type A? No matter. Thanks for the horseface reference. You rock, Hammer.
DEAR CHERYL,
OLE JUBCHA IS HERE WITH HIS ARMS WIDE OPEN TO COMFORT YOU IN TIMES OF NEED. I DON'T CYCLE OR DO MUSIC, BUT I WILL DEDICATE MY LIFE TO YOU. I AM THE PERFECT MAN AND WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU SIDE
LOVE,
JUB
PS - I CAN COOK.
JUBCHA - sweet! You can have horseface. I'll take Lance. Lance - I cycle and cook (but not at the same time generally) (unless you want me to). Come to mama.
JUBCHA, women love when you can't spell their name right, even after reading a whole article with the correct spelling!