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Type-A Ladies and Male Lovers of Horse-Faced Women, Rejoice!

Could Austin’s First Couple be splitting up? No, we don’t mean you, Rick Perry and Vitalis Hair Dressing.

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  • spellcheck

    JUBCHA, women love when you can't spell their name right, even after reading a whole article with the correct spelling!

  • Ami

    JUBCHA - sweet! You can have horseface. I'll take Lance. Lance - I cycle and cook (but not at the same time generally) (unless you want me to). Come to mama.



  • JUBCHA

    DEAR CHERYL,



    OLE JUBCHA IS HERE WITH HIS ARMS WIDE OPEN TO COMFORT YOU IN TIMES OF NEED. I DON'T CYCLE OR DO MUSIC, BUT I WILL DEDICATE MY LIFE TO YOU. I AM THE PERFECT MAN AND WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU SIDE



    LOVE,



    JUB



    PS - I CAN COOK.

  • Ami

    Me? Type A? No matter. Thanks for the horseface reference. You rock, Hammer.

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