News Bits!

- Amidst heavy speculation, Steve Jobs reveals Apple Computer's newest gadgets ...
- It's still unclear whether Dick Cheney is suffering from ailments of his foot, heart, knees, or conscience.
- Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton claims hundreds of US soldiers died in Iraq because their body armor was simply inadequate
- The Governator reveals the cause of his big fat lip
- Bush attributes rising test scores to No Child Left Behind act
- Now the American College of Chest Physicians says cough syrup can actually worsen cold symptoms
- Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe are breaking up - "'It's been hard for Chad to live in her shadow,' says one source. 'He's gotten tired of being Mr. Hilary Swank.'"
- South Korean stem cell researcher Hwang Woo-suk faked his human cloning data!
- Investigators begin researching the West Virginia mining tragedy
- Ariel Sharon shows improvement after last Wednesday's stroke
- Alito tries to explain why he opposed Roe v. Wade in a 1985 job application
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