Is There a Problem, Occifer?

Reymundo Moureno likes pot. A lot. Williamson County Sheriffs arrested the Laredo man yesterday on I-35 as he was headed to Dallas. Probably stoned out of his mind. The deputies pulled Moreno over for a minor traffic violation and after doing a routine search of his pick-up found 800+ pounds of mary jane. The ganj was wrapped in individual bricks weighing up to 20 pounds each. Officials say the weed was packaged as well as any they had eve come across and estimated its street value at around $300,000. Three hundred gran? For that much herb? One word: schwag.

Moreno was charged with possession of a controlled substance, a second-degree felony punishable by two to 20 years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000. Sheriff James Wilson, commenting on the second large drug bust coming from a routine traffic stop in recent months said, “Most career officers will tell you this isn't a career seizure, but it is one to be proud of." Yes, today thousands of bags or Oreos and Cheetos can rest safely, knowing their shelf-life just got extended an extra hour or two. Deputies are not sure if Moreno is part of a bigger network and assume the pot probably came from Mexico. Ya think?