No One Does Anything That Moves The Holidays Like Paris

We realize Paris Hilton is an easy target, in every sense of the word. Under normal circumstances we would respect her penchant for privacy. Nevertheless…

In addition to her celebutanting activities and awe-inspiring acting skills, Paris can now add prolific author to her resume. Her 2004 debut, Confessions of an Heiress, truly stunned the literati. She has followed it up with the tear-jerking Your Heiress Diary: Confess It All to Me. “Life is a fabulous adventure if you live it like an heiress!” Gosh, we bet it is! Her Yahoo!TV exclusive interview is, if possible, even more enlightening.

This holiday season, the scantily-clad socialite is truly larger than life, at least in Cranston, RI. Shunning Santa Claus and the baby J.C., Joe Moretti selected Paris as his Yuletide ambassador. His festive lawn decorations include super-sized display Paris pics and a tribute to Tinkerbell, all illuminated with pink lights. Pink? She looks so much better in green.

Alas, all is not well in the land of The Simple Life stars. Nicole Richie came down with a raging case of Brangelitis and called off her engagement to DJ AM. What a pity, especially since they had planned to include elephants in their wedding. Those photos would have been priceless.

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