News Bits!

-Austinites can help raise government bred labs who will grow up to become bomb sniffers. They foot all the bills, but you've got to give the dog back when it's 14 months.

-UT gets a new President.

-Rice says the definition of torture is relative.

-And your parents thought you had problems.

-Brad Pitt is adopting Angelina's children.

-Britney kicked Kevin out because the "weedman" showed up at their house again, also firing two bodyguards who let the guy in. Between you and us, their kid doesn't have a chance in hell.

-Jen and Ben have a baby girl.