Today's new movie rele...*yawn*
Wow, it's almost pointless to tell you about today's new movie releases, as there are a whole two of them and they both look a little sketchy. In fact, we're not going to recommend either one of them. Nope, not a one.
Aeon Flux
Charlize exchanges her mullet for skintight outfits and more of an "edge." Apparently this flick was not prescreened for critics, and you know which movies are not prescreened for critics? Bad ones.
First Descent
"Whoa, Bra! You totally beefed that jump, dude! That was so gnarly!!" Yeah, we don't know how snowboarders talk, but you can learn with a snowboarding dictionary! We wish we were kidding.
Go see these movies instead: Capote, Good Night and Good Luck, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Jarhead
