Good Night and Good Luck, Mr. Koppel

Ted Koppel will host his last Nightline tonight. He will be moving to HBO, because smart, topical national news programming just doesn’t cut it anymore. That talentless hack, Martin Bashir - who grilled the King of Pop in that crap piece last year - will host the newfangled news program with a bunch of other jackasses. Tune in to ABC at 10:35 tonight to catch Mr. Koppel’s final act on network TV.