Gettin' Jiggy With It

Another one of those asinine polls are out that we can all assail as being unscientific, pointless and a waste of our time in a product’s lame attempt to draw interest to its brand by releasing Top-25 polls. But, we’re a blog, you’re bored, people like to bitch, so here it is. Axe body spray (the one that if you wear it your girlfriend’s mom will rape you) has released a poll listing the Top 25 cities in which to “hook up.” The company used data such as male-to-female ratio, number of dog parks, percentage of singles, number of hair and tanning salons, and (this is the best) the amount of money spent on alcohol outside of the house, to rank 80 mid to large-sized cities. Austin came in at #3, trailing Seattle and San Francisco in the top two spots. Places you should not go for nooky - El Paso, Texas; Ventura, Calif.; Tulsa, Okla.; Bakersfield, Calif.; and Birmingham, Ala. -which round out the bottom five. We hate polls like this, as they only serve to remind us that we are the only ones in town not getting ass.