News Bits!

-The director of Austin's Clean Water Program has been asked to resign amidst claims of "inappropriate" business dealings with his girlfriend

-Austin Chronicle's Amy Smith tries to explain just what Prop 2 proponents were thinking

-A murder suspect from San Marcos may be lurking somewhere in Austin

-Cops raided a meth lab somewhere south of William Cannon

-The country might be getting more prudish, but at least we can count on more sex on TV

-North Korea nu-cu-lar talks are falling apart

-Estimated cost of fighting the bird flu pandemic: $1.5 Billion

-Judith Miller resigns from the NYTimes

-OMG! Paris Hilton was in a car crash! She also looks like an alien in this picture

-Suicide bomber in Iraq kills 29

-Gonorrhea's gone out of style, but syphilis and chlamydia are all the rage