Get Your Flu Shot Today…or Risk Dying an Untimely and Painful Death*

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Flu supplies are not in as short-supply as last year, but they don’t grow on trees. Or something. Get your flu shot today at Randall’s on Bee Caves between 9am – 2pm. The shots will run you $25, but that is a pretty good deal considering how much it would cost to miss four days of work, buy 20 packets of insta-soup, two boxes of Kleenex, one bottle of Peadialite, Vicks VapoRub, a new humidifier and some Tylenol. (We get paid mad cash for subtle product placement.)

If you know of other places/times where flu shots can be obtained by non-high-risk groups, please let readers know. In the comments, where else?

*This shot is obviously for your generic, run-of-the-mill vanilla influenza and not Avian Flu. Don’t be a dipshit.

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By matthewodam in Other on November 3, 2005 10:01 AM 0 Comments

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edward

Or, according to Alex Jones, risk a painful and untimely death if you *do* get the vaccine:

http://www.infowars.com/print/vaccines/upi.htm

Yet another plot perpetrated by the Globalists to keep the masses down. Those bastards!

marsha

oops i goofed. this page was for '05. My info is for the 2006 clinics.

Marsha

First of all, I have a slight correction. The flu shots at Randalls are $28 (not $25), except for those who have Medicare Part B, which will cover the shot 100%. Don't get there at 8am or even at 9. You'll wait in a shorter line if you wait til 10 or 11. Hope this is useful to someone! Also, you can find a clinic near you at randalls.com.

bdsm fem dom

i am happy mostly - though terribly sick at times - the medicine is not a perfect fix - i think some weed would help but caant find any - Kant find any...