News Bits!

-Dubya nominates his top economic adviser, Ben Bernanke, as the next chairman of the Federal Reserve Board

-Wilma, after tearing up Florida's eastern coast, heads towards the Atlantic. The damage is estimated in the billions.

-Bush is holding back records of Miers' recommendations and activities from her days as his White House lawyer

-Janet Reno: rock impresario

-Mutiny at the New York Times!

-The White Sox hold a 2-0 lead over the Astros, which is doubtless to change when the two play in Houston on Tuesday

-UT #1 in BCS rankings!

-The iTunes Phone was twice as big and half as cool as we expected: consumers agree

-Your shampoo might very well kill you

-Scientists now suspect that genetic mutations can cause schizophrenia

-Pictures of Britney's infant were leaked on the internet, and now she's pisssed

-Gwyneth and Chris might be expecting again

-Seriously, the Arctic Monkeys are taking over the world

-RIP, Gordon "Porky" Lee