Trojan Helps Us Prepare for Hurricane Rita

T - 1 days Until We Party Hard?
This is your friendly reminder that Austinist, with the gracious and sexy help of Trojan Brand Condoms, will be throwing a big bash this Saturday night at the Velvet Spade. We know you have short attention spans. Hey, who doesn't nowadays?! So you'll be seeing this pleasant little reminder every day until it gets down to T- 0.
Our HQ is filled, literally filled, with Trojan condoms. If you have sex or ever plan on having sex in the future, we suggest you come to our party, if only to stock up for the dark times ahead. Tip: spare condoms can be used to keep your valuables dry!
Doors open tomorrow night at 8. Music starts at 9 with PEEL, juicey cocktails will be served with juice from The Daily Juice, and free condoms will rain from the sky. Now that's a plague we can get behind.
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