Austinist: Renee, can we talk?

justin

Sun, 18 Sep 2005 00:49:38 -0600

Dear Renee Zelwegger, you only have one look. You are not America's sweetheart, we don't care if you cry and thank your lawyer and manager when you win awards. Bridget Jones was alright though.

jon

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 14:45:48 -0600

Yes, and what the crap is up with the pooka shell necklaces? If I was ever lucky enough to meet he-who-shall-not-be-named-for-the-duration-of-this-article I would walk up the him and politely smile...then I punch him in the neck and say 'Nice Pooka Shells Keith Urban.' I think it would be an extra special burn to act like I had mistaken him for another faux-country ass clown after I had administered a well deserved beat-down.

Jubcha

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 13:25:50 -0600

Renee, my puffy, sweaty little coke head, ole Jubca is here with his shoulder for you to cry on.

em

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 13:06:32 -0600

Bre, I love you more every day....

Lisa

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 13:05:25 -0600

Hey! Some of us do find tractors to be sexy. I'm thinking maybe Kenny got tired of having an insect for a wife and wanted a woman whose bones didn't cut him every time they . . . Perhaps the fraud was him telling her that he loved her just the way she is---and then trying to sneak some gravy and grits onto her plate.

odam

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 12:50:31 -0600

she should definitely go out with Tobias!! then i could get all my hate out at one couple instead of two people. and what's that shit about balding, bre? i will take DOWN. Besides, there oar eonly two kinds of good music anyway, country AND western, so bite kenny chesney where the sun of a woman's smile don't shine. loves.

Allen

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 12:18:30 -0600

Hilarious - as if everyone didn't predict this way back when!

Alison

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 12:17:52 -0600

I think she ought to go for George Clooney. I love George Clooney!