Austinist: In the News

Jen

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 15:44:13 -0600

Miggo, Britney must have heard you about the PMS initials. "While early word pegged the tot's moniker as Preston Michael Spears Federline, Britney apparently thought better of saddling him with the playground-target nickname of PMS Federline. "Access Hollywood" says they've gone with Sean Preston."

Miggo

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 23:49:08 -0600

I dunno, pofwindsor...that sounds like a receipe for a hideous monster! Oh wait...you said Vince Young. I read that as Vince Neil...you know...lead singer from Motley Crue. I think it's time for me to go to bed.

M1EK

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 20:48:38 -0600

OWANA isn't downtown - they're the old neighborhood west of Lamar. I'm disappointed they're being so irresponsible in this case.

pofwindsor

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 19:08:08 -0600

Only if we could combine the DNA of Vince Young, Craig Biggio and Ronald Reagan - then and only then would we have the perfect human. Until then people should just abort the hell out of those effing fetuses.

Miggo

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 16:21:05 -0600

I give her another couple of months until her and Cletus split. And then her kid's initials will be P.M.S. Poor bastard doesn't even have a chance.

easternair

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 14:05:52 -0600

that's going to be one smart kiddo. i think he'll cure diabetes, cancer, and AIDS.

SN

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:52:34 -0600

I'm confused. They're worried about towers blocking their view? I thought, when living downtown, the towers WERE the view. PS. I hear Britney plans to carry little Preston with her to the clubs in a special little purse - take THAT Paris and Tinkerbell!

Gina

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 09:55:46 -0600

Ah girl! Slap!

mark hammer

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 09:53:09 -0600

"Preston" - i love how she thinks giving her kid a blue-blood name wil not make him white trash. and she really needed help getting a baby out of her? puhlease.