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Did we ever tell you that our favorite part of the movie House of Wax was when Paris Hilton gets skewered in the eye? Or was it just the head? It doesn't really matter, we guess.

Anyway, it's green chile time, Austinites. Whole Foods, Central Market, and Chuy's are trucking 'em in, and we reap the benefits. You can pick up roasted green chiles from Whole Foods every Saturday and Sunday in August, if you can find a parking spot. Both Central Market locations will have the chiles this weekend and next. But if you don't want to cook them yourselves, head over to any Chuy's location from August 29-September 25, where they'll serve green chile infused plates. Get yourself a Texas Martini while you're at it.

And just a heads up, Travis County Farmers Market will not have chiles this year.