Entomophobia

Sometimes it is hard to be a Texan. When we lived in the Midwest we might have seen a cockroach once every few years. Here we see them ALL THE TIME and they are so big they should probably be paying rent. Luckily we haven't seen too many snakes, but we have heard stories--of them living in garages, finding their way to bathrooms. If we found a snake in our bathroom we would probably die on the spot. We are fragile like that. Spiders don't usually trouble us. We might wake up with bites, but at least their skittering across our knees and arms doesn't wake us up the way a GIGANTIC COCKROACH probably would. Of course, sometimes the size of the spiders we see around here is a little alarming. Sometimes we want to make our way to Alaska and set up in an igloo so we wouldn't have to deal with all of these bugs and rodents and reptiles.
In our last house, we were regularly greeted by the second largest spider we have ever seen in the natural wild (the first was the tarantula we saw in the parking lot at work--yikes!). It lived right outside our back door, its web secured to low hanging branches. We named it Leon and hoped it was doing a good job of eating mosquitos. Leon proved to be a pretty good neighbor. He kept to his business and we kept to ours, but he waved hello each time we saw him. Okay, he didn't do that. He just freaked us out a little every time we let the dog out. Oh, crap, big spider!
In our research on spiders, we learned that only a few of the 900 species of them in Texas are considered harmful. Recluse spiders and Black Widows are the only ones that are actually poisonous. We wouldn't say we have entomophobia (the irrational fear of insects), but we'd prefer to confine our sleeping companions to those with two legs.


