Ahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too...

When we started college, everyone told us that we were going to graduate at the most opportune time, promising sign-on bonuses, stability, and the chance to apply our overpriced degree. Fast forward seven years later and there’s only one way to describe our current occupation: soul-crushing. Luckily, the folks at Loaded Gun Theory Productions can commiserate. Their newest play (written by Timothy Thomas, author of other LGT productions such as "Copyright Denied", "Spawn of Slapdash" and "Scaping the Goat") is a workplace comedy called "The Grind". The Loaded Gun Theory website encourages you to “Think Lord of the Flies set in a cubicle farm. Think hostile corporate takeover in the most literal sense. Think pagan rituals going on in the board room.”

If pagan rituals went on in our workplace boardroom, we might have some incentive to pull away from our principal task of surfing the interweb for forty hours a week. "The Grind" opens tomorrow night (Friday) at the beautiful Arts on Real theatre and runs until August 27th. Ticket price is $12 but Thursdays are “Pick your Price” which is good news because our shitty job doesn't pay very well.

August 12-27, Thursday - Saturday @ 8pm
One additional show at 11pm on Saturday August 20th
Sundays at 5pm
All tickets $12 except "Pick your Price" Thurdays (Pick to pay $5, $10, or $15)