Strangers With Candy: The Movie: The Progress Report

For those Amy Sedaris/Strangers With Candy fans who have been holding your breath, waiting for the off-beat comedy to come to the big screen, please exhale.

Because it might be a while and we don't want you to die. If you'd like to help the nation see Jerri Blank 20-feet tall, then you can e-mail Warner Independent (press@warnerindependent.com) and share your concern.

Also, if you don't already know (and we didn't until today*) Amy Sedaris has an advice column for The Believer called Sedaratives. So check it, y'all. But do not wreck it.

*We're very upset with ourselves for not knowing about this advice column. Because we like to think we're good enough fans to stay on top of Ms. Sedaris' career. But apparently we are not good enough, and we never were.

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