Ricky Returns

Everyone's favorite Rasta running back will be returning to the Miami Dolphins for the 2005 NFL season. Ricky Williams had reportedly dropped below 200 pounds living off of Cheetos and chocolate milk, but has now bulked up to a respectable 215 in preparation for the oncoming season. Before he can play, Williams must sit out the first four games of the season for violating the NFL substance abuse program. Apparently Williams and Saban are getting along great, but a few players on the team resent Ricky's return to the team. Although unconfirmed at this time, rumors abound that Ricky brought a plate of homemade brownies to the first day of training camp and now half of the team face possible suspension.