In The News Today:

State Legislature Goes To Special Session
Governor Rick “Drive Gays Out Of Texas” Perry vetoed the education budget and called a special session giving legislators 30 days to figure out a new plan.[Source] This is not the first time the state lege has tried to resolve the education budget [Source], and with their track record on this one, it probably won't be the last.

And In National News

CIA Has “Excellent Idea” Where Osama Is
Porter Goss told Time Magazine that he’s got an “excellent idea” where Osama Bin Laden is hiding, but we can’t just go and get him because that would be undiplomatic. We kid you not.