99 Bottles Of Beer In Your Face.

Boy howdy, is it hot outside. Hot enough to melt the face off a snake! Hot! And, do you know what snake-face-melting heat goes well with? Alcohol! That's right! Drinking!
We'd like to invite you to our third official happy hour, this Thursday at The Longbranch Inn on East 11th Street. We'll start showing up around 5, and we'll hang out until we can no longer see straight. Come on down and meet our sexy staff, many of whom are single!
Topics to discuss:
- My blog is way cooler than your blog.
- OMG, the new Batman is so awesome!
- Darth Vader saying, "Noooooo!!!"
- Justin Cox is beautiful in ways that make both boys and girls feel funny in the pants.
- Jennifer Kim? Seriously?
Free drink to the first person to show up in a full Batman costume! Drop us a comment if you're coming!
Austinist Happy Hour
Thursday, June 16
Starting at 5
The Longbranch Inn on East 11th
Contact the author of this article or email tips@austinist.com with further questions, comments or tips.
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