99 Bottles Of Beer In Your Face.

I'll be there.

And who doesn't like a mean bartender? Jesus, you should NEVER go to Tacoland in San Antonio. Or Casbeers in San Antonio.

Actually, no one should ever go to San Antonio, ever.

Furthmore, I loved you (Guy Smiley) on Sesame Street.

Backtracking: If anyone wants to discuss Christian Bale's hottness, come find me. I'll be the one with the strong vodka tonic.

Yes

We would love to have you all and we are north of the river:

HAPPY HOUR IS 4-7pm

well are $2.50 (monoplova is our well)

call are $3.50 during happy hour

drinks are a $1.00 more after happy hour.

these are good prices I think

LONESTAR $1.50 during happy hour

I will turn the AC on now. see ya!

I will but this time no back massage.

somebody is hell bent on making DC-yuppy-trendy all over, apparently. where in the hell will all of the low-income folks move? it looks like Exodus Redux for the District. good grief.

ps. lauren if you have not gone to Kaz, go before you move, it is deloosh

somebody is hell bent on making DC-yuppy-trendy all over, apparently. where in the hell will all of the low-income folks move? it looks like Exodus Redux for the District. good grief.

Oh man, I definitely want Ben's after I see Bloc Party tonight at the 9:30 club! The "new" cinema down on K Street is kind of lame - because it is very much in Georgetown and they only play mainstream movies. I actually saw Batman at Gallery Place - the even newer cinema with the even newer condos and the even newer too cool for school bars!

where did you see it, lauren? and how is the 'new' cinema down on K St?

Bring Ben's Chili Bowl!

OMG, the new Batman is SO awesome! (other variations of this include: OMG, Christian Bale is SO hot, OMG Katie Holmes is SO bad, and OMG Bruce Wayne trained to be a ninja in an undisclosed location somewhere in Asia??!?

Thanks for clearing up my questions, I'll see y'all in August!

melting snake faces?

it will all come to light when you move to austin, lauren. btw- thanks for the link.

also, when you move to our fair town from the District, please bring me some sushi from Kaz Sushi Bistro on I and 19th

god bless

Lauren:

Jennifer Kim just won a minor upset in a local City Council run-off. As for the comment about me...I'm just as confused as you.

1) Hey...bloggers don't do that! Instead they comment on your blog in hopes of driving up traffic (case and point!)

2) I get the first three references but not the last two. And I thought I was a pop-culture whore. Hmm, maybe they're Austin-specific? If so, I'm not moving to town until August!

are there any drink specials?

Kat, I won't know anyone either, so if they all turn out to be meanies, I'll talk to you if you talk to me.

Kat and everyone else who doesn't know anyone: YES!

Can I come if I don't know anybody?

Arghhh. Why the Longbranch? When will y'all realize that the bartender there is mercurial and downright nasty more often than not. If I wanted to be mistreated for the privilege of spending money at a "hip" bar I would move to Brooklyn.

I'm in.

Finally.

um. further north of the river. don't blame me, blame booze.

For fucks sake! Try having one of these north of the river sometime.

i will be there, but my costume might still be at the cleaners. damn boy wonder!