99 Bottles Of Beer In Your Face.

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Boy howdy, is it hot outside. Hot enough to melt the face off a snake! Hot! And, do you know what snake-face-melting heat goes well with? Alcohol! That's right! Drinking!

We'd like to invite you to our third official happy hour, this Thursday at The Longbranch Inn on East 11th Street. We'll start showing up around 5, and we'll hang out until we can no longer see straight. Come on down and meet our sexy staff, many of whom are single!

Topics to discuss:

  1. My blog is way cooler than your blog.
  2. OMG, the new Batman is so awesome!
  3. Darth Vader saying, "Noooooo!!!"
  4. Justin Cox is beautiful in ways that make both boys and girls feel funny in the pants.
  5. Jennifer Kim? Seriously?

Free drink to the first person to show up in a full Batman costume! Drop us a comment if you're coming!


Austinist Happy Hour
Thursday, June 16
Starting at 5
The Longbranch Inn on East 11th

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i will be there, but my costume might still be at the cleaners. damn boy wonder!

For fucks sake! Try having one of these north of the river sometime.

um. further north of the river. don't blame me, blame booze.

Arghhh. Why the Longbranch? When will y'all realize that the bartender there is mercurial and downright nasty more often than not. If I wanted to be mistreated for the privilege of spending money at a "hip" bar I would move to Brooklyn.

Can I come if I don't know anybody?

Kat and everyone else who doesn't know anyone: YES!

Kat, I won't know anyone either, so if they all turn out to be meanies, I'll talk to you if you talk to me.

are there any drink specials?

1) Hey...bloggers don't do that! Instead they comment on your blog in hopes of driving up traffic (case and point!)

2) I get the first three references but not the last two. And I thought I was a pop-culture whore. Hmm, maybe they're Austin-specific? If so, I'm not moving to town until August!

Lauren:

Jennifer Kim just won a minor upset in a local City Council run-off. As for the comment about me...I'm just as confused as you.

it will all come to light when you move to austin, lauren. btw- thanks for the link.

also, when you move to our fair town from the District, please bring me some sushi from Kaz Sushi Bistro on I and 19th

god bless

melting snake faces?

OMG, the new Batman is SO awesome! (other variations of this include: OMG, Christian Bale is SO hot, OMG Katie Holmes is SO bad, and OMG Bruce Wayne trained to be a ninja in an undisclosed location somewhere in Asia??!?

Thanks for clearing up my questions, I'll see y'all in August!

Bring Ben's Chili Bowl!

where did you see it, lauren? and how is the 'new' cinema down on K St?

Oh man, I definitely want Ben's after I see Bloc Party tonight at the 9:30 club! The "new" cinema down on K Street is kind of lame - because it is very much in Georgetown and they only play mainstream movies. I actually saw Batman at Gallery Place - the even newer cinema with the even newer condos and the even newer too cool for school bars!

somebody is hell bent on making DC-yuppy-trendy all over, apparently. where in the hell will all of the low-income folks move? it looks like Exodus Redux for the District. good grief.

somebody is hell bent on making DC-yuppy-trendy all over, apparently. where in the hell will all of the low-income folks move? it looks like Exodus Redux for the District. good grief.

ps. lauren if you have not gone to Kaz, go before you move, it is deloosh

I will but this time no back massage.

Yes

We would love to have you all and we are north of the river:

HAPPY HOUR IS 4-7pm

well are $2.50 (monoplova is our well)
call are $3.50 during happy hour
drinks are a $1.00 more after happy hour.
these are good prices I think
LONESTAR $1.50 during happy hour

I will turn the AC on now. see ya!

Backtracking: If anyone wants to discuss Christian Bale's hottness, come find me. I'll be the one with the strong vodka tonic.

I'll be there.

And who doesn't like a mean bartender? Jesus, you should NEVER go to Tacoland in San Antonio. Or Casbeers in San Antonio.

Actually, no one should ever go to San Antonio, ever.

Furthmore, I loved you (Guy Smiley) on Sesame Street.

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