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CNN's Wolf Blitzer, in his best "I just won the lottery" voice, just covered the Michael Jackson verdict over live footage of insane screaming fans crowded around the court house. We have nothing but this to say on the subject: Tonight's Daily Show should be good.
Celebrate along with MJ tonight by serving alcoholic beverages to minors with the intent to commit a felony!
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My favorite one liners so far:
1. Who's Bad: Not Michael!
2. If the hair's aflame, he's not to blame!
the saddest part is that with regard to all those losers lined up outside to celebrate his innocence: MJ would not piss on those folks if they were on fire. unless they were under the age of 10.
there's a R Kelly joke somewhere in this ... hmmm..
I especially liked the sobbing fan woman who was releasing doves, one for each count he was acquitted of. Another one liner:
Michael Jackson-He Beat It!