Coolhand Luke Never Had It This Good

While browsing Craigslist looking for bargains, and by looking for bargains, we mean looking to steal things from college students on their way home for the summer, we stumbled upon possibly the most amazing offer we've ever seen. And we've seen a lot of amazing offers. That involved hairy men and cameras.

This offer involves neither.

There is a man whose name is Edward who lives on a ranch just outside of Austin. The ranch has chickens, and also ducks. These birds not only flock together, but they lay an enormous number of eggs together. And these eggs, Edward will deliver to you for $1.50 a dozen.

Let us repeat that.

$1.50 for a dozen farm fresh, free range eggs, delivered to your house.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!