Have You Seen This Thing?

It's called the Austin Party Bus. We saw it wobbling along on Mopac. We were scared and stayed a safe distance behind, worried the thing would veer off the road, throwing out screaming bachelorette party attendees and fake penis party favors, the bride-to-be saved by the cushioning powers of the 3 foot blow up pecker.

Seriously, it's like that menacing monster truck from Jeepers Creepers. Would you want to party with the Creeper?

The bus comes complete with a disco ball and 2 glowing dance poles, perfect for your next church function!