Feeling Fey?

We think the Honda Metropolitan is more attractive than the current batch of Vespas, but we suppose Vespas have a little more mod cachet. If you're currently wearing an off-white linen suit, you might be interested in attending the opening party of the new Vespa store tomorrow night. It's billed as a "grand" opening party, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Although you can't test-drive a Vespa during the party, you can test-drive one once the store is officially open. As long as you have your motorcycle license. As we're sure you do.

Our favorite quote from the press release, playing fast and loose with the meaning of the word "synonymous": "The Vespa lifestyle has long been synonymous with freedom and adventure."

Vespa Austin Grand Opening Party
Saturday, April 16, 7:00-10:00 pm
500 N. Lamar Blvd.
Austin, TX 78703