Austinist: Beware of bumper stickers!

ConanTheLibrarian

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:08:50 -0600

WARNING: I brake for hallucinations Signal Please, I don't have ESP and last but not least, Riding my bumper will not make all the traffic ahead go faster

Anon

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 15:55:30 -0600

"78701, more than a zipcode, it's a bumper sticker" - see 78704 stickers for reference.

Jimbob

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 15:28:14 -0600

Saw a great one that read: My SUV loves Iraqi oil.

Kat

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 15:32:09 -0600

I have a question. I just got a new car and I wanted to find my old blue austin bumpersticker with the red i. You guys rememer those. Anyone know where to find one?

Katie Spence

Fri, 01 Apr 2005 14:38:23 -0600

Yep. I was way wrong about that one.

dakotasmith

Fri, 01 Apr 2005 13:00:02 -0600

Travis county wasn't the only blue county in Texas for no reason because Travis county wasn't the only blue county in Texas.

david

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 11:53:43 -0600

"Bush is a punk-ass chump"

karen

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 10:36:29 -0600

it's old but a classic: "jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

dignan

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 09:48:03 -0600

A bush sticker from October: "Drunken Frat Boy Drives Country Into Ditch"

ladylivewire

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 09:21:48 -0600

The funniest bumper sticker I've seen around Austin is pretty offensive, so avert your eyes if you are sensitive to such ... "God is my co-pilot, and we are cruising for pussy."

Vermillion O'Toole

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 08:40:19 -0600

"God Is My Co-Pilot...Then We Crashed in the Mountains and I Had to Eat Him."

Clint

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 08:18:04 -0600

Support Beef. Run Over a Chicken.

norbizness

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 07:50:49 -0600

"Keep Austin Free Of Keep Austin Weird Stickers" OK, I just made it up in my head, but there's a million-dollar business in there somewhere.

charlie

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 23:09:21 -0600

F The President (answer to the stupid W The President stickers)

geekdreams

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:54:12 -0600

Funniest? "BUSH/CHENEY 2004" (Also, scariest.)

modam

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:32:04 -0600

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean nobody isn't following you.

Allen

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 17:53:43 -0600

not specific to Austin, but: "Save the Whales ... Redeem Them for Prizes!"