Incestual Threesomes & Kinky Home Repair

We couldn't resist posting both of these, as they struck us as surreal and naughty and almost ridiculous. The first is titled "the sexy brothers from the east coast:"

I can't decide which one of you I long for more - would you ever consider... a threesome?

That's a plot to a porn movie right there. A threesome with two brothers? From the East Coast? Kinky!

And speaking of porn plots,

You are too damn sexy!! I see you often at Home Depot St.Johns... saw you today in the flooring department...would love to give you a naked massage sometime..

Mmm. Naked massage in the flooring department. Rough, calloused hands, little orange pouches, and lots of lube. Sexxxy!

Good luck, folks. Austinist sincerely hopes that you all get your wishes. Oh Austin and your permissive sexual attitudes!

the sexy brothers from the east coast - 33
Zach at Home Depot St. Johns - m4m