Sandra Bullock, appearing on Late Night with David Letterman, talked about her new house in Austin and excitedly mentioned the new Whole Foods. It's nice to know that we're not the only ones excited to the point of public babbling by a fancy new grocery store in our neighborhood.
We look forward to seeing Sandra and her new boy toy Jesse James piling food from the salad bar into the cute little cardboard to-go boxes. We imagine it will happen just like all of our celebrity encounters.
AUSTINIST: OH MY GOD! THAT'S SANDRA BULLOCK! SANDRA! SANDRA! SANDRA!
SB: Oh god, it's that guy again. Call the cops.
(Ms. Bullock has a new movie coming out soon, and in the interest of providing some sort of real information, we provide this link, which is in no way an endorsement of this film. Though William Shatner appears to also be featured in the movie, and we endorse William Shatner and all of his various and sundry creative projects with no hesitation.)

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