News Bits!

There has got to be a better way to transport Turkeys. Ever driven behind one of these trucks with your window's rolled down? Ugh.
A woman in Iowa got stuck to the toilet seat at a mall. Investigators called it assault and vandalism- we call it funny as shit.
Some people might appreciate that the Star Wars saga can soon be seen in just 20 minutes. Someone please find it on the internet for us after the filiming.
Some pilots totally ignored warnings that there was a mountain in the way. They crashed.
Albetra, Canada is NOT the place to be these days. First, Edmonton couldn't keep up with demands for beer during their stint in the NHL playoffs, now they are having issues with bad delivery service.
This woman has an eerily positive attitude about the surprise tattoo her ex boyfriend gave her while she was sleeping.
McDonald's etiquette. McRules if you will. Because we will take. you. out. if you even TRY to get tomatoes on a Big Mac.